POPULAR ACTIVITES I LOATHE
• Eating pickles and olives. There’s a special section in hell that looks an awful lot like the obstructed view seats at Tropicana Field reserved for those who enjoy pickles and olives.
• Cooking (aside from bagels).
• Sitting on the grass
• Watching football games. They’re three hours long, and 80% of it is commercials!
• Talking. (Not really. Well, maybe sometimes. Or often. Whatever.)