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POPULAR ACTIVITES I LOATHE
-Eating pickles and olives. There’s a special section in hell that looks an awful lot like the obstructed view seats at Tropicana Field reserved for those who enjoy pickles and olives.
-Cooking (aside from bagels).
-Sitting on the grass
-Watching football games. They’re three hours long, and 80% of it is commercials!
-Talking. (Not really. Well, maybe sometimes. Or often. Whatever.)
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